20 Things I Have Done On The Pot
Admit it, you have done things on the toilet besides going to the restroom. For one moment, think about it. What are some of those things? Here’s mine.
1// Brushed my teeth.
2// Shampooed my hair.
3// FaceTimed a friend.
4// Painted my toenails…and fingernails.
5// Held a sleeping kitty.
6// Ate breakfast.
7// Changed clothes.
8// Google imaged Will Smith and Johnny Depp.
9// Fell asleep.
10// Edited a video on iMovie.
11// Text. (Derp.)
13// Wrote “thank you” cards.
14// Watched Fantastic Mr. Fox.
15// Made friendship bracelets.
16// Played Minecraft.
17// Shaved my legs.
18// Googled “constipation remedies“.
19// Thought about writing this post.
20// Wrote this post.
From this list, you’d think I lived on the John.