20 Things I Have Done On The Pot
Admit it, you have done things on the toilet besides peeing. For one moment, think about it. What are some of those things? Here’s mine:
1// Brushed my teeth.
2// Shampooed my hair.
3// FaceTimed a friend.
4// Painted my toenails…and fingernails.
5// Held a sleeping kitty.
6// Ate breakfast.
7// Changed clothes.
8// Google imaged Will Smith and Johnny Depp.
9// Fell asleep.
10// Edited a video on iMovie.
11// Text. (Derp.)
13// Wrote “thank you” cards.
14// Watched Fantastic Mr. Fox.
15// Made friendship bracelets.
16// Played Minecraft.
17// Shaved my legs.
18// Googled “constipation remedies“.
19// Thought about writing this post.
20// Wrote this post.
From this list, you’d think I lived on the John.