20 Things I Have Done On The Pot
Admit it, you have done things on the toilet besides going to the restroom. For one moment, think about it. What are some of those things? Here’s mine.
1// Brushed my teeth.
2// Shampooed my hair.
3// FaceTimed a friend.
4// Painted my toenails…and fingernails.
5// Held a sleeping kitty.
6// Ate breakfast.
7// Changed clothes.
8// Google imaged Will Smith and Johnny Depp.
9// Fell asleep.
10// Edited a video on iMovie.
11// Text. (Derp.)
12// Cried.
13// Wrote “thank you” cards.
14// Watched Fantastic Mr. Fox.
15// Made friendship bracelets.
16// Played Minecraft.
17// Shaved my legs.
18// Googled “constipation remedies“.
19// Thought about writing this post.
20// Wrote this post.
From this list, you’d think I lived on the John.
Oh, Emelie….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a post!
Why, thank you!! Sometimes, honesty is the best policy. Eh?
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I can honestly say I’ve never done one thing you’ve listed while sitting on the pot. But I have read a chapter in a book and then fell on my face when I stood up because my legs went to asleep. For real!
I hate when my legs fall asleep…it happens all too often. #reallifeproblems
Emilie! You are fantastic! Have missed our communication with each other. I returned from Ireland & then headed for Southern California for 10 days. It is pretty close to perfect here. I’m biking on the beach, enjoying layering weather, eating well … I return to Texas tomorrow. *sigh****
I envy your travels so be sure to shoot me an email about them soon. Your postcards were downright precious so I can only imagine what you can put to words. *hugs* Miss you!!
Sorry for that darn typo, EmElie!!
Don’t mind the typo, it’s quite alright.<3
Sorry for not saying anything of great meaning or importance but, man, this is one of the most hilarious posts I’ve ever read.
..Also, I may or may not have stayed on the toilet for hours playing videogames and studying for school on more than one occasion.
Comments never need to have “great meaning or importance”! These are the best comments, I hope you read this on the toilet. Laughing is definitely a bathroom friendly activity.